Seems like yesterday was when I posted last. Oh wait, it was yesterday. Of last year. I am so sorry my people that you were without your fearless and forboding (and bad spelling) leader for so long. But alas, I have returned from hither and thither.

Many things have happened since last time I posted so I'll write about all I can remember. Um, am still working at the JD warehouse. I'm there Mon and Fri so drop in. Mr Selstad has already come by to see the faithful, so few why haven't you?!?! Um, and doing 6v6 soccer. Um, watching endless coverage of the le Tour de France, and still not knowing who is in the lead. Um, went to Chicago. Um, many other things.

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Peace out