Schulz enters, closes the door behind him. From OFF comes
Bagradian's voice: A double-talk German gibberish in the
characteristic guttural sounds of der Fuehrer.

Schulz stops, mystified.

Bagradian stands on a stool giving a lecture to some thirty
P.O.W.s, all of them with their backs towards Schulz.
Bagradian's face cannot be seen as he holds the Mein Kampf
book in front of it. Schulz listens for a little while to
Bagradian's ranting and raving. Then he stamps his foot.

SCHULTZ
Gentlemen! Gentlemen! Attention!

Bagradian lowers the book. He too is made up as Hitler. He
raises his arm in the Nazi salute.

BAGRADIAN
Heil, Hitler!

SCHULTZ
(responding
automatically)
Heil, Hitler!

He catches himself, lowers the arm.

SCHULTZ
(jovially)
Droppen Sie dead.

BAGRADIAN
(a la Hitler)
Quiet! We are indoctrinating!
(to the others)
Is you all indoctrinated?

P.O.W.S
(in unison)
Jawohl.

BAGRADIAN
Is you all good Nazis?

P.O.W.S
Jawohl.

BAGRADIAN
Is you all little Adolfs?

P.O.W.S
Jawohl!

BAGRADIAN
Then we shall all zalute Feldwebel
von und zu Schulz! About face!

The P.O.W.s wheel around and face Schulz. They are all made
up as Hitler.

P.O.W.S
Sieg heil! Sieg heil! Sieg Heil!

After each 'Sieg heil' they raise their arms in salute.

SCHULTZ
Ach! One Fuehrer is enough! Now
please, gentlemen! Take off the
mustaches immediately. Or do you
want me arrested by the Gestapo?

P.O.W.S
Jawohl!

SCHULTZ
You would be very sorry to get a new
Feldwebel. Somebody without a sense
of humor.




These are just a few of the lines from Stalag 17. A comical movie about prisoners of war. It's a classic.

Well enjoy.

Peace out