Ahh... the Olympics. The time every four years when very big woman can crawl out of their Slovekian cave and throw a heavy ball 60-some feet. The time when "nerds" can take their souped up BB guns and hit a target the size of a period at the end of this sentence. The time when women can run around in kilts and whack a ball with a staff. The time when sycronized swimming and trampoline can actually be considered a sport. The time when a little country can be actually heard of by their one and only athlete who represents them. Yes... these are the Olympics. There are some pretty good events going on right now though. Michael Phelps has like 6 medals and 4 are gold already. Paul Hamm aint doing that bad either. That was a pretty exciting night of men's all around. Only an American can fall into a judge then come back and win gold. And only a male gymnast can do the splits. And then there's the pathetic men's bball team. These are supposed to be the best players in the world and they lose to Puerto Rico! Yep, that's Iverson for ya. Back to gymnastics. Those girls are so short. There are not even up to their coach's shoulder. The tallest one was 5' 5". I think they are born that way, and their parents notice their small height and know they won't be able to do much so they ship them off to gymnast school were they live for like years. Cause these girls are tiny. Very small. Midget-like. To the point of abnormal. Yes they are very small. I should take a job as an insult comic (all I need to do is get the funny part down). Well that's the Olympics for you. More later once track and field starts.

Go Cubs!!

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