Just got back from church where I was playing badmiton with Brandon Miller. I'm sure you're all imagining us whacking the birdie across the net in a nice clean gym. Well, we had to improvise a little bit. The requirements for a game of badmiton are as follows: one birdie, one net (6 feet off the ground), two rackets, one clean surface area with taped off boundaries, and two persons. Unfortunately, all we could find was a birdie. So we set up a court in the ball room using a hockey net as the net, dustpans as the rackets, and a mop bucket, trashcans, and a ball rack as our boundaries. We used ourselves as the two idiots who would be playing the new game now known as Inter-City Badmiton - "The Sport of the 22nd Century." If you would like to purchase an IC Bad set for the minimal fee of $34.98 please contact me. I ask that all payments be made through PayPal and there will be a short waiting time as we look for your new set in the city dump. Sorry, we do not ship to China as of yet. We need a broader customer base in the land.